seinfeld monologue

"To me the most annoying thing about the couple of times that I did work in an office is that when you go in, in the morning you say hi to everyone...and for some reason throughout the day you have to continue to greet these people all day, every time you see them.

I mean you walk in, 'morning Bill, morning Bob, how you doing? fine'

Ten minutes later you see him in the hall, 'How ya doin'?'

Every time you pass you gotta come up with another little greeting.

You know you start racking your brains; you know you do the little eyebrow 'Hey'

Then you start coming up with nicknames for them.: Jimbo."


mwhahahaha. of course it's much funnier listening to it than it is reading it. seinfeld never gets old.